it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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