watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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