No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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