He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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