i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
operation harelip BJ is a go
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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