How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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