Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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