That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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