margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
id be glad to
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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