yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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