I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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