Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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