she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
