it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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