im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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