i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
love makes seman taste better
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Randomize
