You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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