no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Randomize
