How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
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