Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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