Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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