do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
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