did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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