does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
