What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
you had me at cake vodka
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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