Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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