how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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