i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
