FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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