Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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