on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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