and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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