is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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