I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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