Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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