We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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