I skipped work to stalk him.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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