do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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