if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
All the doctor said was why
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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