I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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