Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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