I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Randomize
