im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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