Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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