at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
too bad you live with your parents still
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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