Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Someone shit on the floor
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
