he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
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