It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
MIDGETS
????
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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