i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
You did what with his pubic hair?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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