remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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