So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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